What Your Underwear Says About You

We spend so much time thinking about the clothes we wear for the world to see, that it seems like a lot of extra work to start thinking about those that aren’t on display. Underwear for example. The only people who really see your underwear are you, the guys in the locker room and if you’re lucky, then a partner or to-be partner. We know that there’s no need to impress all those locker room jocks but what about the lady you’ve been wooing? Will she think differently of you if, for your first naked party, you’re wearing boxers versus briefs? Here’s our analysis of your underwear says about your personality.

Tighty Whities

Tighty Whities

Often called the man’s equivalent of wearing lingerie. Briefs are the skimpiest kind of underwear you can get away with wearing. We’re betting that you have no qualms about showing off your bulge or your perfectly chiselled obliques. We think you may be slightly full of yourself but then again, you have good reason. Abs weren’t built in a day you know. You’ve got the body so you might as well show it off and your lady is sure to appreciate this gesture of openness. The only thing that could seriously dampen this bi and tri parade is if your tighty whities aren’t perfectly white. Any discolouration is seriously offensive so maybe stick to black?

Boxers

Boxers

You really don’t care about underwear so you wear shorts that are trying to pass off as a pair. You are a real guy’s guy who enjoys his Sunday night football with the lads and you’re not super bothered about what other people think about you. The problem with boxers is that unless they’re perfectly ironed and sitting below a six-pack, you aren’t giving your lady anything to get excited about. We do enjoy a fun print now and then but try to keep your boxers less baggy and more tailored, if that’s even possible.

Boxer Briefs

Boxer Briefs

The modern choice, the perfect middle ground before letting loose and packing it all in. The boxer brief offers the best of both worlds and therefore makes you a hard man to analyse. You have a thing for fashion and also care about comfort. There is nothing negative to say about boxer briefs so you’re in luck and especially lucky if your lady friend is feeling generous.

Nothing At All

Nothing At All

You really love nature, the outdoors, aerial yoga and Burning Man. You’re a breed of your own and probably don’t have to wear pants to your workplace. You dream of a simpler life where you live on the beach, have a slew of beautiful women come visit (only for a few days each), hunt your own food and go to sleep under the stars. As beautiful as this vision may be, it’s not totally realistic so we suggest you snap back to reality and invest in some innerwear to keep your inners, in once place.

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